Youre not very pretty, and youre not very bright.
Im so glad we had that talk!
If youve never seen the classic comedy, which is now 20 years old, youre seriously missing out.

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(It was hardly an Oscar contender.)
I need my Omega-3s, she says.
It costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegia.

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Fiona may be wicked, but her wardrobe isnice.
I just got a $150 manicure, she boasts.
Fiona is basically a total summer mood.

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She does what she wants,when she wants.
Or, want to lounge by the pool or beach?
Why not commit to a head-to-toe pink vibe, like Fiona?

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You dont have to replicate her nasty attitude, but youcanchannel her love for making a fashion statement.
Just dont overdo it onthe tanning bedslike she did.