But theres also a hellish quality to fashion week.
We decided to round up all of the characters youre bound to come across this weekand all month long.
If you think youre not in here, then think again.
Clare Mallison
Is their outfit ugly-chic, or is it just plain ugly?
Later, theyll scroll through an endless stream of pictures, just to find themselves identified as a guest.
Theyll post it to feedwith the watermark, obviously.
Theyve got a DSLR and a dream.
They probably wont tag you in their Instagram photo dump because you arent famous.
Everything is copy is a thing of the past.
They swear their name is on the list!
Can you like just check one more time?
Its them, their little black dress, and their headset against the world.
This woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown is running the line like the Navy.
Its actuallynotan honor just to be there.
PR has a lot of audacity to sit them anywhere but the front row.
Dont you know who they are/where they work/how many followers they have?!
Theyre a brand ambassador so theyre contractually obligated to be here.
A lifelong uniform dresser, theyre partial to all-black or immaculately tailored jeans and tees.
Among the fashion nerds, theyre the biggest celebrity here.
Theyre starting this show in five minutes and they dont care whos not here yet, dammit!
Now uncross your legs, lest you trip a model.
Hes a service animal,okay?
Make way, theyve got content to capture here, folks!
These brave souls fearlessly charge up to the VIPs, iPhone camera already recording.
Really quick, can you just say hi to our readers?
they request, before attempting to conduct an entire interview.
The designers biggest VIPs: their loving, yet befuddled family.
Theyve spent enough money at the brand that now they get invited to the shows.
Theyre wearing the label from head-to-toe, which they purchased for full price, of course.
Theyll ignore the spectacleuntil it becomes their problem.
