They say that two things in life are certain: death and taxes.

But ever since I was 12, Weight Watchers has loomed right alongside them, an immovable cultural force.

I started tracking calories (a.k.a.

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Jean Nidetch, founder of Weight Watchers, in 1988.

points) on the site when I was in middle school.

that I poured into sustaining the Weight Watchers business model, one powered almost entirely by its customers self-disgust.

My losses were once its gain; now, Weight Watchers has itself been rendered pointless.