I know Im not a blonde multi-hyphenate, but I can dream, cant I?

Who says30-going-on-31is too old to become a child star?

Maybe, and it feels that way from the writing (sorry).

MaryKate and Ashley Olsen in ‘Winning London’

Photo: Courtesy Everett Collection

Its adorable and all, but probably best reserved for your annual Halloween movie marathon.

13.Switching Goals(1999)

Soccer…meh.

I do love that the sports-avoidant, nail-polish-obsessed twin is named Emma, though.

(Thats my name, for those who may have missed the byline.)

But even if I didnt, who doesnt love a gentleParent Trapripoff?

Note: its not!

Dogs cant have chocolate!

who both apply to be contestants on a reality game show filmed in Mexico.

I do like the part where MK and Ash punish an evil assassin by painting his toenails, however.

7.Getting There(2002)

Okay, now were getting somewhere.

What a time to be alive, huh?

6.Winning London(2001)

Can one ever reallywinLondon?

Still, coming in at a tidy 93 minutes, its a romp!

Also, something about a ranch adventure captained by two tiny girls is insanely cute.

What can I say?

Im not made of stone!

Drama ensues, natch.

Iconic red beret on MK, iconic cameo from Eugene Levy, icon behavior all around.

Has a more immortal line ever been spoken onscreen?

Because, you see, all their friends were going to Hawaii!

Doesnt your heart just bleed?

Rewatch it now, thank me later.