These things are both enviable and annoying.

I dont make the rules.

Where former shows alluded to last nights copulation over cappuccinos, our girls frequented hand-job classes.

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Whatever happened to fun?

Carrie falling in D&G.

Carrie falling in Dior.Dirty martini, dirty bastard.

Single and Fabulous.Im sorry, I cant, dont hate me.Stanford Blatch.

(Who among us doesnt want ugly sex is hot tattooed on their lower back?)

Yes, Carrie Your girl is lovely, Hubbell Bradshaw is flawed.

She sleeps with married men and chips their wives teeth.

She berates her mate for not offering her $30,000 (after personally spending $40K on shoes).

But, like Miranda said, shes living in a fantasy, and who doesnt need a little fantasy?

I dont need financial realism.

Let the Carrenaissance commence!