And I get itits nice to have nice legs, and its nice to show them off.
What are all the squats for if not to encourage squints?
Don a short-short, my dear fellow, lest we waste the burpees.

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All this makes me wonder two things.
One is: Am I a pervert?
Or not so much a pervert as a product of our hypersexed culture?
Am I unnecessarily sexualizing a nice guy in a nice fit at a fashion show?
Am I incapable of just enjoying Paul Mescal looking confident in his clothes?
Im also wondering if this is gendered.
Women have had beauty standards thrust on them for millennia; why cant men?
Is objectifying a male actor a rebalancing act, or is it straight-up reductive?
Am I as titillated by thenaked-dress trend?
Does that feel as risque to me?
Does a manpour himself intoan outfit?
Does heflaunt his curves?
Or is it all the same thing?
With short-shorts and sheer dresses equally blurring the line between public and private, whatshouldandshouldntwe see?