And I get itits nice to have nice legs, and its nice to show them off.

What are all the squats for if not to encourage squints?

Don a short-short, my dear fellow, lest we waste the burpees.

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All this makes me wonder two things.

One is: Am I a pervert?

Or not so much a pervert as a product of our hypersexed culture?

Am I unnecessarily sexualizing a nice guy in a nice fit at a fashion show?

Am I incapable of just enjoying Paul Mescal looking confident in his clothes?

Im also wondering if this is gendered.

Women have had beauty standards thrust on them for millennia; why cant men?

Is objectifying a male actor a rebalancing act, or is it straight-up reductive?

Am I as titillated by thenaked-dress trend?

Does that feel as risque to me?

Does a manpour himself intoan outfit?

Does heflaunt his curves?

Or is it all the same thing?

With short-shorts and sheer dresses equally blurring the line between public and private, whatshouldandshouldntwe see?