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(Well, that is a slight lie: I amtryingto be noticed.)
Photographed by kya
Its actually a clutch!
If you, like me, love fashionandpasta, then Moschinos spaghetti bag is sure to delight the senses.
(Dont try eating it, though.)
Theres even basil leaves and cherry tomatoes all tangled up in it, too.
A classic clutch mixed with spaghetti pomodoro is such a playful and cheeky way to wear your favorite dish.
Of it, Appiolaza quips, carbs have never looked so good!
But there is something about the pasta bag that particularly lends itself to a riotous night out.
Would fashion set in the image of carbs invigorate some all-night dancing?
Would it set the tone for a delicious evening?
Would people gawk at the humorous bag?
(Thanks,Taylor Swift.)
I sauntered into the restaurant at 5 p.m. sharp, with the bag discretely tucked under my arm.
The place was already buzzing, despite it being an early bird special.
The hostess immediately made eye contact with my bagslowly, eventually, moving her gaze up to my eyeballs.
Hi, she says, unsure of where to direct her gaze.
Perhaps they were hoping for Swift and Travis Kelce to walk in, or a Jenner.
Is there some sort of sensitivity training going on in this place?
I want people to comment on it!
Be freaked out by it!
Discretion comes al denteboring!
At a back table, I immediately spot top models Alex Consani and Yasmin Wijnaldum having dinner with friends.
The kind of place where the pasta bag will be perfect for ogling.
These poor, unassuming diners are about to get carbs to the eyeballs.
Like, I am talking it looksmade from the same ingredients.
I cannot tell if she is enjoying it, or completely repulsed by it.
This lady should become a professional poker player or an actress she has a talent for being totally unreadable!
Guess I will never know what about the Moschino bag kept her mesmerized.
The takeaway
Does it matter what people think if you rock the Moschino pasta bag?
Not reallyone should wear it if you like it!
So, instead, I will leave you with mine.
Does everything having to be so impossibly chic and discreet?
Sometimes, a zesty fashion statement should be enough to spark joy.Ancora!
Plus, who does not love pasta?
Its the perfect blend of food and fabulosity.
