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Mothering knows no scheduleoften it feels more like 5-to-9 and everything in between.

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Photos Courtesy of Sarah Hoover

Consider it a day in the life for the forgotten hours.

Here I am showing Busy pics of my kids.

and What time are you coming hommmmeee?

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I didnt cry because the mascara situation would have been catastrophic, but it did make me emotional.

The next morning I started my day by letting my kid eat donuts for breakfast.

Starting your day with two delightful men calling you pretty and brushing your hair is unparalleled.

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I got myself dressed and made it up to Saks for lunch in honor ofThe Motherload.

I ran into Charlotte Groeneveld on the way up.

The table was so gorgeous: flowers by Emily atFlowerbx.

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And while we are on it, can we discuss why its so hard to send flowers?

And did the note arrive?

Was your name spelled right?

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Was the vase pretty?

Emily texts and does things quicklysame day!

Stole fries from the share plate.

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A perfect, syrupy, bubbly Diet Coke over ice with lemon.

Oh, and baguette with salted French butter.

Nicky Hilton told me that LAvenue flies it in from France.

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We will never know, but Id like to spread the rumor.

I was so inspired by my own food choices that I even stood up to make a short toast.

Tragically, I had to leave before my cheesecake came because I had to get downtown to sign books.

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Here, I am saying bye to Beth Nicely and Leigh Lezark.

Leigh doesnt smile, but neither would you if you had her cheekbones.

I left lunch carrying myownsigned book.

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Is that narcissism, or is it practical?

Entering The Strand, one of my favorite bookstores in the world.

Its been owned by one family since it started!

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Im about to see my book on shelves for the first time.

We found her!!!

Okay, that person was my friend Abigail.

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But it was still a fun coincidence!

Quick pit stop to take baby Fred out for fresh air, which she was skeptical about.

This field trip involved a cappuccino for me and some people watching for her.

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Jenny is a boss lady at Knopf, one of the best publishing houses in the world.

She also wrote a wonderful book calledPineapple Street!

Trust me, Jenny.

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Get that podcast money.

My first bite of food since lunch.

I mean, it was only about five hours in between meals, but I was panicking.

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Panicking, I tell you.

My best friend from high school, Marina, flew in from Milan for my party on Monday night!

Again, I brought a signed copy of my own book to dinner.

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How long until this is a personality trait?

This is when we ordered the nightcap bottle of Champagne.

We thought we were so smart.

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This is when we knew it was time for bed.The Motherloadbook tour is just beginning!

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