Its fine, its cool, were entering the finalhawk tuahof 2024.
When didBaby Reindeercome out?
When did I put my hand in theDune: Part Twopopcorn bucket?
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When washe in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died?
Throughout, we tortured poets gathered on the internet, mindfully anddemurelymatching each others freaks.
Let us reflect on 365 days of extreme online-ness.
Mike Feistwore a radishto the Met Gala.
Hundreds of timorousTimothee Chalametlookalikes congregated in Washington Square Park.
Special thirst-mention to that mischievous twinkJonny Bailey, and that French Olympic pole vaulters, well…ample pole.
Also, well always have the Beyonce-in-a-ballgown-and-Ed-Sheeran-in-a-trakkie juxtaposition of Olympic shootersKim YejiandYusuf Dikec.
Oh, and Raygunwe will always, always haveRaygun.
Justin Timberlakes Hamptons DWI arrest had me in pieces.
(This is going to ruin the tour.
Charli XCX did the thing in 2024; she doesnt need my notes.
I cant tell you what the next year will bring,but…Big is moving to Paris.
