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At some point, I decided Id simply had enough.

Brooke Shields at the 2024 Tony Awards. (Photo: Getty Images)
These days, Im all about occasion shoes that I cancomfortably dance toBratin.
Harsh, but totally fair!
(Thank you, Liam!)

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Maybe opt for theMega Crush platform Crocnext time, Brooke.
(Or, dare I say, even theSimon Miller bubble clog?)