Go to the standing section!
Stand near the photo pit!
But whatever you do, dont sit in the front rowyoull be a dead giveaway.

Sacha Baron Cohen, as Brüno, crashes the Agatha Ruiz de La Prada spring 2009 runway in Milan.
Nothere he goes again: Im Mark Holgate.
No, no, noI am!
Of course, people will do and say anything to get into a show.
Miranda Kerr walks the fall 2008 Rock & Republic show at Bryant Park.
But back to Ralph.
The PR behind the desk coolly eyed him up, then eyed me up, then him again.
Honestly, by this point I almost felt like saying, Let him take my seat!

Steff Yotka’s memories, caught on digital camera.
I dont evenwantto be Mark Holgate most dayslethimbeme!
But we never quite reached that moment of existential angst.
I crashed a show at the Bryant Park Tents when I was 19.

Hunter Abrams’s Tilda Swinton-signed invitation.
They let me backstage and I just wandered out into the audience.
I used to use your name to get into fashion shows, he said.
Like, so many.

Got the shot.
Now, nobody would mistake this dude for me.
I have to say, I was impressedand a little pissed off.
I guess I wasnt as recognizable as I thought.
I couldnt really be mad, though.
My own, bro, he said.
I crashed the first fashion show I ever went to.
February 5, 2008.
And I have all the digital camera pics to prove it!
She was super nice about it, but kindly showed us the doorwe all laugh about it now.
I really believe in following your fashion dreamsobviouslyand I pinch myself every day that this is my real life.
That said, if anyone wants to crash a showlet me know.
I helped my neighbor crash theHeron Prestonshow once and now they are working together.
Id be too embarrassed and worried about being yelled at.
I even sat in the pit, on the floor.
But then once, the PR escorted me inside and then brought me over to the Japan PR.
I suddenly thought about it like,hmm who could that have possibly been?
I looked up at the PR who seemed to have had the same realization I did.
Later I got Tilda Swinton to sign it.
I still have it.Hunter Abrams, Photographer
I snuck into theBalenciaga fall 2000 show.
I walked in behind someone I knew and then just stood where other people were standing.
It was no big deal, and no one cared.
Such a different time.Andreas Kokkino, fashion and design editor and stylist
Got the shot.
In younger years I never intended to be a stylist.
I was studying philosophy, and thought for sure Id be a curator or an academic.
He asked me if I wanted to see a fashion show.
I said, sure, and he handed me his backstage badge.
I never gave this handsome stranger my number, but I did try my hand at using the badge.
I didnt have a seating assignment, of course, so they sent me to the standby line.
From the standby line I eventually made it to the back row of a designer I knew nothing about.
I think it may have been Anna Sui.
I spent the rest of the week using this badge to go from fashion show to fashion show.
The most memorable one for me wasStephen Sprouses NASA collection.
Funnily enough, a couple of years later I would date a guy who walked that show.