Go to the standing section!

Stand near the photo pit!

But whatever you do, dont sit in the front rowyoull be a dead giveaway.

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Sacha Baron Cohen, as Brüno, crashes the Agatha Ruiz de La Prada spring 2009 runway in Milan.

Nothere he goes again: Im Mark Holgate.

No, no, noI am!

Of course, people will do and say anything to get into a show.

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Miranda Kerr walks the fall 2008 Rock & Republic show at Bryant Park.

But back to Ralph.

The PR behind the desk coolly eyed him up, then eyed me up, then him again.

Honestly, by this point I almost felt like saying, Let him take my seat!

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Steff Yotka’s memories, caught on digital camera.

I dont evenwantto be Mark Holgate most dayslethimbeme!

But we never quite reached that moment of existential angst.

I crashed a show at the Bryant Park Tents when I was 19.

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Hunter Abrams’s Tilda Swinton-signed invitation.

They let me backstage and I just wandered out into the audience.

I used to use your name to get into fashion shows, he said.

Like, so many.

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Got the shot.

Now, nobody would mistake this dude for me.

I have to say, I was impressedand a little pissed off.

I guess I wasnt as recognizable as I thought.

I couldnt really be mad, though.

My own, bro, he said.

I crashed the first fashion show I ever went to.

February 5, 2008.

And I have all the digital camera pics to prove it!

She was super nice about it, but kindly showed us the doorwe all laugh about it now.

I really believe in following your fashion dreamsobviouslyand I pinch myself every day that this is my real life.

That said, if anyone wants to crash a showlet me know.

I helped my neighbor crash theHeron Prestonshow once and now they are working together.

Id be too embarrassed and worried about being yelled at.

I even sat in the pit, on the floor.

But then once, the PR escorted me inside and then brought me over to the Japan PR.

I suddenly thought about it like,hmm who could that have possibly been?

I looked up at the PR who seemed to have had the same realization I did.

Later I got Tilda Swinton to sign it.

I still have it.Hunter Abrams, Photographer

I snuck into theBalenciaga fall 2000 show.

I walked in behind someone I knew and then just stood where other people were standing.

It was no big deal, and no one cared.

Such a different time.Andreas Kokkino, fashion and design editor and stylist

Got the shot.

In younger years I never intended to be a stylist.

I was studying philosophy, and thought for sure Id be a curator or an academic.

He asked me if I wanted to see a fashion show.

I said, sure, and he handed me his backstage badge.

I never gave this handsome stranger my number, but I did try my hand at using the badge.

I didnt have a seating assignment, of course, so they sent me to the standby line.

From the standby line I eventually made it to the back row of a designer I knew nothing about.

I think it may have been Anna Sui.

I spent the rest of the week using this badge to go from fashion show to fashion show.

The most memorable one for me wasStephen Sprouses NASA collection.

Funnily enough, a couple of years later I would date a guy who walked that show.