A baby simply cannot happen.
My son has become a rampant pro-natalist.
Hes told his teaching assistant that Im having a baby next week.
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He made a bed in his room for the baby.
I am not pregnant.
But its not through want of effort on his behalf.
Its a stupid, dangerous, and regressive policy.
When has repressing knowledge ever been in our best interests?
Their desperate bouquet to woothe voting public?Vote for us, well under-educate your children!
We can all read their curriculum and ask how it will be delivered.
If they really feel the need, parents can withdraw their children from those lessons.
What a gift to give to a person.
What a way to prepare your child for a healthy, joyful life.
My son, like all children, goes in and out of obsessions.
Insects, carnivorous plants, the Ancient Egyptians, mushrooms, deep sea creatures, Pokemonand now, babies.
He is inquisitive, nurturing, and affectionate.
But I can promise to honor his interest.
From angler fish to ovaries, I will always answer his questions.
