A picture says a thousand words: it perfectly illustrates the old and new guard of the Met Gala.

Im attending as a longstanding guest and Lil Nas X represents newness and excitement.

All that to say, who hasnt dreamed of becoming a meme?"

How the SuperGlam Lauren Santo Domingo Prepped For the 2024 Met Gala

Tonight, the pressures on.

Will she be able to top last years arrival meme?

Maybe yes, maybe no.

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Skin

I see Manhattan dermatologistLara Devganfor micro global facial optimization.

I seeAdriana Jorgefor a deep buccal facial massage.

She treats my TMJ and gives my cheekbones life, all in one go.

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I go toFabricio Ormondefor facial skin treatmentsIm probably the only non-celeb on his roster.

Because of this journey Im on, Ive had no choice but to lean in and embrace bronde.

For the night, Brayden Nelson is doing my hair.

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Wellness

Im a strong believer in anything manual and avoiding machines.

For that reason, I swear by Brazilian lymphatic massage.

When it comes to fitness, Im an all-or-nothing personI go through kicks of it.

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Yet, I continue to quit.

Ive lost my French since then too.

This year, Im contemplating a stronger eye which is something I rarely do.

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Ive worked withMin Min Maon makeup for at least ten years.

I met her on a Moda Operandi shoot and never looked back.

Just like everyone else who survived the 90s, I over-plucked my brows.

I see Jimena Brows for touch-ups.