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What do we actually want from a massage?

robot massage

Of course, the selling point of Aescape is not just that a Rosie the Robot is at your beck and call, but that she has scanned your body for a blueprint.

Is it the relief of physical tension, the correction of some bodily ill for greater comfort or flexibility?

After all, thats what a massagerobot-enabled or notis: indulgence.

has been subtracted from the equation.

robot massage

photo: courtesy of Aescape

(More on the outfit in a moment.)

It is also customizable, physically but also in all other ways.

Maybe you’re not in the headspace where you want to zone out.

robot massage

photo: courtesy of Aescape

After a wider commercial release this fall, additional locations will open.

Once youre duly dressed, you lie face down on a massage table.

There are no towels or sheets here save for a bit of paper around the headrest.

The robot is at your command.

It also, as Litman points out, applies equal force to the body simultaneously.

That’s not something a massage therapist does.

When it was pressing deep into the muscles of my hips, it felt that perhaps it did.

Did I want to listen to a hip-hop or rainstorm soundtrack?

Was the pressure too light or too firm?

Can you enter a meditative state with an onslaught of information, I wondered?

About those arms: Too many, myself included, that might seem the most alarming part.

There is no mistaking the Aescape experience for a conventional massage in that respect.

Nothing about this experiencefor better or worseinvokes the sensation of skin on skin.

I adjusted the pressure so that the feeling edged toward pain, and I liked it.