I am anextremelyprivate personalways have been!

What can I say?

Surprisingly,mesh shoesare a look I can get behind.

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But its the mesh-handbag trend that has me distraught.

Whats in my bag is for me to know and for you not to find out.

Its not to say that I dont think the mesh bag can be chic.

Proenza Schouler spring 2024

Proenza Schouler spring 2024

(I actually found the little mesh pouches from Proenza Schoulers spring 2024 collection to be quite darling.)

Jennifer Lawrence in Alaia’s mesh flats

But, personally, I could never.

I schlep around far too many random items on the dailyFace mist!

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Jennifer Lawrence in Alaïa’s mesh flats

Eye drops!to ever be able to pull the look off in an effortless way.

So, yo, fashion: Enough with the mesh!

Let me be a mess in peace.