Objectively hot stuff!)
Yeah, theres no scandal, no soap opera, no intrigue, he said of his split.
The truth is, when you talk to somebody, Hey, what happened?
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Well, there is no: This is what happened.
Im seated for this slow-paced, quietly devastating Nicole Holofcener movie of a breakup narrative!
If theyre so normal and drama-free, do they vet each others post-divorce dates?
Are they still taking each others kids on shopping trips?
Are they in a group text with Jen Garner called Two Jens and a Ben?
