I’m not what one might call gifted in the domestic arts sphere.
(Twist my arm!)
How hard could makingsaltpossibly be?

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Step 5:Realize the store only has what appear to be industrial quantities of arnica oil.
Step 6:Angrily buy the huge thing of arnica oil while Googling arnica oil in food??
how to use… (Apparently it’s good for bruises?

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The more you know!)
Step 8:Realize the bowl is, in fact, not clean.
Step 9:Despair of your potential future homemaking career while you spin up the dishwasher.
Step 10:Actually mix the salts with the oils.
Step 11:Feel weird about the texture.
Is it supposed to be like… chunky sand?
Step 12:Throw in some rose petals at the last minute to improve the concoctions appearance.
Step 15:Jar your bath salts (or, in my case, Tupperware them.)
Step 17:Dump the bath salts into a steaming-hot tub and soak in the fruits of your labor.
Step 20:Google did i accidentally poison my dog help for thesecond time in a month.