We all have cheeky little pre-bedtime rituals that we do in the shadows.
Or perhaps you mindlessly scroll on TikTok instead, further feeding into your freakily-good algorithm until your eyelids close.
My budget is more aligned with the Wirkin (look it up).

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(One customer purchased the aspirational accessory tocelebrate marrying a millionairegoals.)
(Me, personally?
Birkin 30, all the way).
It has become my twisted little form of evening escapism.
Who am I to act so discerning?
(you’re able to sell that baby in five years, and make a serious return!)
But thats not the point of these videos, is it?
Plus, there are worse bedtime habits to partake in, no?
Im simply shopping with my eyes; Im not harming anyone!
Well, maybe just my own Birken-less self-esteem.
But maybe one day, I will find myself on this exact same TikTok page, ready to buymyselfone.