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This installment ofThe White Lotusisnt the first to get a little literary with it.

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Jaclyn Lemon:My Name Is Barbraby Barbra Streisand

An actress is gonna actress!

That said, Babs, unlike Jaclyn, didntactually do it.

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In all seriousness, Chelsea (who, bizarrely, isnt given a last nameis she Cher?)

Nobut at least shes trying!

Laurie Duffy:Modern Loversby Emma Straub

Now were talking!

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Lochlan Ratliff:Hungerby Knut Hamsun

What is it with mildly disaffected young men and Norwegian novelists?

At least its not Knausgard?

Victoria Ratliff:The Beautiful and the Damnedby F. Scott Fitzgerald

Oh, Victoria.