Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when youre gawking at it from the outside.

High-femme blonde reality star dating a masc, ex-Hasidic lesbian comedy writer?

Its like a Woody Allen movie, if his movies were in any way watchable anymore!

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Robby Hoffman and Gabby Windey in 2023.

Back whenPete Davidson had tattoosandWickedwas but a twinkle in Ariana Grandes eye?

We know what each other likes and whats worth the purchase.

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Robby Hoffman and Gabby Windey in 2023.

Honestly, if you cant shop together, why even be gay?

Normalize the recitation of Jewish liturgy on reality television!)

So were planning to hibernate in the cabin and watch the snow fall.

Mazel tov and happy Valentines Day to those two snow-gazing lovebirds!