Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when youre gawking at it from the outside.

(Did I list them in ascending order of preference?

Thats one secret Ill never tell.)

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(Like, make out with a woman already!

Its not that hard!)

Did they bring a cishet guy there (specifically, Lichys husband, Abe)?

We were very single when we got together, but there was a bit of a scandal.

There were a few people that were not all that happy.