The jeans have gotten really low.
The coats have gotten really parka-like.
People are wearing skirts over trousers (skousers!)
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like their lives depend on it.
I saw someone the other day in an Alexander McQueen skull scarf dupe!
You get the idea.
The one thing thats missing from all this is glaringly obvious.
Have you got… a comb over?
I remember my mother asking me.
No,mom, its aside fringe,everyonesgot one, I expect I replied.
None of these outfits look right, really, without a side fringe.
Which is why Im calling it: 2025 will be the year of the side fringe.
Im not just plucking this from nowhere, or consulting my imaginary crystal ball.
Zendaya was also pictured in a side part when she worethatburgundy Louis Vuitton dress.
Its only a matter of time before the rest of the world follows suit.
No, lets leave that trend exactly where it belongs: in 2005.Actual2005.
