Day One: A Single Cow

I arrive in Mumbai from Paris at 1 a.m.

I have never been to India before, and I am quickly overwhelmed by the airportneon-lit!

teeming with people!but no matter.

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Photo: Mickey Boardman

(Dior held a show here in 2023.)

But I have other plans.

Oh well, okay, no dresses.

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Photo: Courtesy of Lynn Yaeger

The rest of the press corps is heading to Gem Palace, but I think I know better.

Long story short: this might be the name of the whole district.

Or it might not exist.

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Photo: Mickey Boardman

It feels safe, even though we are clearly strangers.

We dont see any jewelry.

We are hopelessly lost.

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We walk to a main street where I see my one and only cow of the trip.

At least she seems to know where she is going.

But there are small miracles everywhere.

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Deepika Padukone, Sabyasachi Mukherjee, and Christy Turlington during the finale of the Sabyasachi show in Mumbai.

I grin and bear it.

I hold on for dear life.

The doll is not cheap, but then again, she does fit handily in the newly acquired duffel.

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Where does the time go?

The 27-storey mansion reportedly cost an estimated one to two billion and is 570 feet tall.

(One look at this audience and I know their own hands have never touched soiled linen.)

The Indian movie star Deepika Padukone opens the show.

But wait: Here come the coats!

Heavily embellished and colored like stained glass, they provide a spectacular counterpoint to the more casual offerings.

Deepika Padukone, Sabyasachi Mukherjee, and Christy Turlington during the finale of the Sabyasachi show in Mumbai.

But the Sabyasachi flagship is open.

I slip this over my head, and suddenly realize, I need this!