Cue the dramatic eye roll.
(Here atVogue, I was even encouraged to curate my clutter.)
But heres the thing: As a Gemini, I do not like being told what to do.

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And I so happened to like my chaotic overflowing closet, thank you very much!
I hear youbut what if my entire wardrobe gives me joy?
I love my mess!
That black blazer crammed into one of my four rolling racks?
I wore it to meet Lady Gaga.
(No big deal.)
Those Christian Louboutin red bottoms?
Scored them at a sample salealongside Julia Roberts, who was also shopping.
Some people collect scrapbooks or fridge magnets; I collect clothes.
And, listen: I am not a total monster.
I do understand the importance and value of only keeping things that we need.
If things in your wardrobeneed repairingor simply do not fit anymore, it is likely time to move on.
I refuse to deny myself of my gorgeous little treasures, just because I have them in abundance.
My piles (and piles) of style mementos mean something to me.
I will take my beloved mess over a cold, empty closet devoid of any personality any day.