Lana Del Rey showing off her new last name, Dufrene, viacustom-embroidered denim?

The disillusioned little Daria Morgendorffer-in-training that I was found nothing more disgusting than bragging about being coupled up.

Some time later, I still reserve a healthy amount of skepticism for brazen displays of heterosexuality.

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Taylor Swift wearing her “T” thigh pendant at the 2025 Grammy Awards.

(Congrats, babes!

Nobodyscoming for your marriage rights!

Enjoy that gender reveal!)

Im not alone in this; one trans couple Im friends with haseach othersnames on nameplate necklaces.

Is it elegant, or feminist, or in particularly good taste?

We even kissed on the Ferris wheel!

(I know, barf.)