Like most other awards shows (and perhaps even more so than some), theBAFTAsare shrouded in mystery.

So, what is it really like to experience in the room?

I went inside the event to find out.

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(There was more than one scream of, Youve stepped on my dress, mate!)

Its a total assault on the senses, and quite unlike anything Ive ever experienced before.

I want to meet her!

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(One of my favorite actors gushing over some of my favouritewomen directors?

Truly the culmination of my awards-season dreams.)

The BAFTAs confirmed her new statusand her future looks unquestionably bright.

(I noticed that it was dropped from the broadcastand rightly so.)

Nick Mohammeds Mr.

Swallow skit was this yearsAriana DeBose rap

Could anything top 2023s Angela Bassett did the thing?

Why on earth was this happening?

No one around me seemed to know.

The other performances fared better, though not by much.

(I also enjoyed how they gently held each other as they walked out of the spotlight.)

As for who got the biggest laughs on a not-especially-funny night?

Someone get this man to host an awards show, stat.

Also, the fact that Nick Mohammeds segment was shown on BBC One, while this was not?

Telling her story is a responsibility I do not take lightly.

It was a more complicated story, however, in the leading actor and actress races.

And as for best actress recipient Emma Stone?

She was as wonderful as ever on stageand the crowd went wild for her.

He was later revealed to be aYouTube pranksterwho has a talent for infiltrating awards ceremonies.)

Both were received by the crowd with a reverent silence, and then very loud applause.

Elsewhere, many tears were shed and many voices broke mid-speech.

Fox, who received the second standing ovation of the evening when he came out to present best film.

The one moment that almost made me cry, though?

They were in fact seated quite close to me, and waved silently down at their daughter.

When her speech ended, I saw her mother weeping.

Its a moment Ill never forget.