Mere days into 2024, we already have our firstmicrotrendof the year: the eclectic grandpa.

Because thecoastal grandmaaesthetic is so last year, Pinterest wrote.

And thats exactly the problem.

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But, as with all microtrends, one is supposed to accumulate these items seemingly overnight.

The eclectic grandpa is a trend hellbent on commodifying an idea of personal style without actually having it.

These fibers usually came from shearing sheep, goats, alpacas, and other animals.

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Sometimes, plant-derived fibers such as cotton or linen were blended in.

Now…the overwhelming majority of yarn used in mass-market knitwear is blended with some pop in of plastic.

Most commonly, this means polyester, polyamide, or acrylic.

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The decline in quality points out one failure of the eclectic grandpa trend.

But its a twofold issue.

We are reaching a crisis point when it comes to personal style.

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With social media algorithms feeding us unrelenting fashion content, were poised to consume, consciously or not.

Perhaps a more sincere and authentic way to engage with the eclectic grandpa trend is through our shopping habits.