In the halcyon days before the proliferation of internet porn, these written-down(!)

tales of amorous congress revved English engines, with housewives pressed dizzily against their washing machines.

Cooper created the blueprint for the burgeoning eroticism of an entire generation.

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Alex Hassell plays Rupert Campbell-Black, a retired professional show jumper and minister for Margaret Thatchers government.

(Who among us could refuse a quick perch atop Aidan Turners handlebar mustache?)

(He would have them kiss, Im sure.)

The truth is it doesnt matter.

Cooper is a master of building reasonably believable characters, with reasonably believable rivalries, having reasonably good sex.

Were all seated for the romance novels romantic novelty.

Dont overanalyze your enjoyment; just lie back and think of England.