(I will find her glamorously menacing untilThe Zone of Interestis out of my system.)
(I cant be bothered to find lofty adjectives.)
Stone turns an oblique retelling ofAlice in Wonderland(or it isEnchanted?)
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As predicted,Oppenheimerdominated the trophy wins.
Wait,diamonds were a girls best Kenas Ryan Gosling gave us a pink-gasm.
Theres something quite nice about a nice Oscars, isnt there?
Were so conditioned to respond to dramato alarming (even a bit racist?)
snubs, to the wrong best-picture announcements, to onstage slaps.
