That is literally the whole trend.
Men that look like rats.
Let that sink in.
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Something out there has changed; perhaps rodents have hired banana breads PR from the pandemic?
Everyone is horny for mice, beaver-whipped, rat-lusting.
This time last week, we were all in agreement that rodents are bad vibes, rodents areick.
Hickory dickory dock, Josh OConnor and Mike Faist ran up the clock.
You might be asking yourself if you have a rodent man at home.
Is he hot, but also mouse?
Is he handsome, but somehow squirrel?
Does he have porcupine eyes?
Ask yourself the hard questions.Is this man a prairie dog?Is he a capybara?
Some even have big, playful ears!
Imagine, if you will, a man drawn by the team behindRatatouille.
A man who always orders a cheese plate at dinner.
A man who doesnt have a tail, but whom a tail would suit.
The tail wouldnt be the reason it didnt work out.
The rodent-man trend is daft, but what is the summertime if not a collection of arguably daft trends?
This summer the beaches are awash with rodent men, each of us rat catchers.
Go bait some traps, and wait.
