Florence OConnor:I was not expecting a TikTok take down as the opening scene.
Irene, who should we do an TikTok takedown of?
Irene Kim:The next person who crosses us… to be determined.
Photo: Netflix / Courtesy Everett Collection
OConnor:Emilys hair is already looking better!
Seems like she invested in some OUAI texturizing spray.
She could still benefit from your new curly hair routine, Irene!
Photo: Netflix/ Courtesy of Everett Collection
(Irene recently got a perm and is inspiring the whole office to embrace their waves.)
Kim:Boy, do I understand the logic behind changing up your hairdo after a big life crisis.
I do it all the time, like when I went short a year ago.
Photo: Netflix/ Courtesy of Everett Collection
It looks so great but I thought she was supposed to have short hair these days?
Kim:Not Mindy saying corporate co-dependence is a disease.
I would like to disagree with that.
Just look at us, Florence!
OConnor:I fear my corporate codependency is my whole personality.
OConnor:Damn, that campaign with Alfie is so unfortunatetalk about bad timing!
Not going to lie, though…Im buying what theyre selling!
Irene, Im getting us a hot-air balloon ride for our birthday.
(Fun fact, Irene and I were born four days apart.)
Kim:Ok, but where would we go on our hot-air balloon?
Vogue World: Paris round two?
Kim:What hard problems for the girls to have these days.
Why couldnt my life be just as hard?
I dont even have ONE man!!!
Alfie is definitely down bad crying at the gym.
There was truly nothing hotter.
OConnor:Is it just me, or are they speaking more French these days?
I didnt sign up for subtitles!
I should have taken our time in Paris for Vogue World more seriously.
The only French I mastered was une baguette jambon-fromage, s’il vous plait.
OConnor:This Alfie Gabriel showdown is kind of hot..?
Im so sick of love triangles.
(just do not cancelEmily in Paris, I will die without this show.)
OConnor: This tennis event is so chic!
Kim:Im really confused, is the dress code for Roland Garros pinstripe suits?
Why is the entire Savoir team in pinstripes?
Although Emily looks great in red.
I hate his dad.
Let Mindy wear her crazy outfits in peace!
Kim:I think Mindys couture fit is Self-Portrait.
At least I know for sure the bag is.
Its very chic butsonot Mindy.
OConnor:That wasnt romance, that was just heartbreak could also totally be a Taylor Swift lyric.
Alfie is really in his Swiftie era!
Kim:Wow, this is really the end of Alfie and Emily.
Too badThe Tortured Poets Departmentwasnt out at the time of his breakup.
Kim:Three thousand dollars is all shes getting for couture?!?!
Come on, Vestiare, you know that couture piece from JVMA is worth a lot more than that.
Those couturiers did not spend 60,000 hours for you to do them dirty like that.
I feel like this is going to cause some trouble later on in the season.
