One T-shirt you should have thrown away but are, instead, wearing as a pajama top-colored background.
Four words in gilded italics.American.
Montecito.What do they mean?
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And what a lifestyle brand it promises to be.
(Disappointing news for the precious-metal-table-place-card-holder fans among us.)
Theres talk of an affiliatedNetflixcooking show.
There are whispers of a real-life shop.
Theres perhaps a range of jams on the way.
(Delia Smith energy, I like it.)
And, of course, theres a website.
Will it be a home for content?
Thats not a rhetorical question.
The answer is an online shop.
And Sussex is far too chic to run a mere online shop.
Of course, Sussex is no noob to the content scene.
Fair warning: if youre a millennial like me, these articles can be triggering to read.
You know those TikToks where Gen-Z do horrendous impressions of us?
Well,The Tigis unfortunate proof that they are, in fact, accurate.
Theres a rave review of an avocado on toast.
(From 2014, so Sussex was an early adopter, to be fair.)
and lists of resolutions such as: No more swearing!
Still, much ofThe Tigwas boss-level 2010s blogging.
Sussex was a master at lacing seemingly innocent lifestyle guides with genuinely revealing titbits about her life.
(Yes, Im very confused too.)
So, what to expect from American Riviera Orchard?
And when it comes to her writing more generally?
Maybe shell give us a round-up of thebest penguin onesiesto wear at your engagement party.
Its her blog, her choice, after all!
