(And I better see thatepic tampon-sex scenein all its bloody glory, Starz!)

July is 50, and Hahn is 51.

Can they look seven years old?

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Miranda July at a documentary screening in 2022.

Probably notat least not without some serious CGI involvementbut maybe the character could be aged up to tween-dom?

(And, as has been noted before, July and Rihanna areacquainted.)

Can you even imagine a world in which Rihanna has a Lady-Gaga-goes-Ryan-Murphy-style small-screen makeover for a Miranda July production?

c’mon do it, Rih!

We all promise to stopbothering you about that new albumif you do!