(And I better see thatepic tampon-sex scenein all its bloody glory, Starz!)
July is 50, and Hahn is 51.
Can they look seven years old?

Miranda July at a documentary screening in 2022.
Probably notat least not without some serious CGI involvementbut maybe the character could be aged up to tween-dom?
(And, as has been noted before, July and Rihanna areacquainted.)
Can you even imagine a world in which Rihanna has a Lady-Gaga-goes-Ryan-Murphy-style small-screen makeover for a Miranda July production?
c’mon do it, Rih!
We all promise to stopbothering you about that new albumif you do!