Out of all the erogenous zones, boobs are the jolliest, arent they?
Are Sydney Sweeneys breasts double-D harbingers ofthe death of woke?
The title wasnt alone in running what I can only describe as the content version of an awooga.
Steven Simione
Theyre free from the tyrannical rule of women politely asking them not to stare at their breasts unless invited!
Lets call all of this what it is: really fucking strange.
There are YouTube supercuts of her topless scenes as teenager Carrie inEuphoria.
She gets asked endless questions about her chest in interviews.
Society is justreally weirdabout boobs.
The mere fact that she knew [Bolanos] name seemed unbelievable, he wrote, baffled.
Theyre so obviously real that anyone whos ever seen or touched a breast would know, she told theMail.
Im just taking notes, he says.
The atmosphere bristles with the sense that at any moment someone might shout hubba hubba.
Why is it that boobsand especially big boobsmake so many peoples minds melt in utterly unhinged ways?
Im sure you could argue theres a biological reason for it.
And Freud himself compared the snoozy, blissed-out satiation a baby gets from drinking breast milk to sexual satisfaction.
Hewouldsay that, though: hes Freud.
So, what next?
MaybeThe Spectatoris right, and its back to 1990s and 2000s attitudes for us all.
I think thats unlikely though.
(A huge shock!)
