Dead relly, dead relly, dead relly.

Theres homoeroticism as a tool for coercion and legitimate, quite-horny-actually homoeroticism.

Does Oliver love Jacob Elordis Felix?

Why We Still Cant Stop Talking About ‘Saltburn

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Or are we swimming in the wake of love gone sour, of corrupted longing?

Its funby God, its funbut its also tricky to grasp quite whats motivating each character.

Olivers cruel intentions and dangerous liaisons never quite hit the dastardly but relatable altitudes of Tom Ripley.

Saltburnis awash with bodily fluids.

Because of it, nobody can quite seem to decide if they fully enjoyed theirSaltburnscreening.

(Im absolutely certain this was Fennells intentionto make something as delicious as it is unstomachable.)

Oliverss just another dastardly king en route to his castle, corrupted by excess.